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Former HIV/AIDS Ambassador Joyce Dzidzor mourn the late husband

Joyce Dzidzor Mensah, is a Ghanaian citizen many Ghanaians believed was HIV positive and identified for 5 years as an official HIV/AIDS Ambassador for Ghana AIDS Commission, Mourn the late husband…

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Eddie, Prince and I had to shave our hair to mourn you as your tradition demands.

Prince wish you could continue bathing him as you loved to do. Rest in peace

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Are Women Lazy?

Is it just me or are women kind of lazy? I know having a baby is no picnic but that’s been trivialized to the point where abortions are cool. What we’re left with is guys with tits and they’re not exactly killing it as guys with tits. Even bringing up this possibility will no doubt bring a backlash of women saying “What about your wife this?” and “What about your daughter that?” and “your mother must be ashamed etc.” which is ironic because it’s a very lazy retort.
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I can think of about ten reasons why I started thinking that women are pretty, uh, indolent.
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1. THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE PHONE

Last week I had to stay home from work and I’m walking around the neighborhood with the kids and all I see are women on the phone. They’re lying on park benches with their feet up blabbing away next to a stroller while construction workers guide I-beams on to the buildings around them.

2. THEY’RE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT WORK

In the elevators of my office building, the women who work here always have the same small talk. “How are you?” always gets “I’m tired” and is usually followed by, “I want to go home.” After that it’s “How close is Friday?” or “When’s the next break?” They fought hard to get into the workforce but it sounds like they regret it.

3. THEIR HOMES ARE A MESS

Okay, I’m married now but I remember back in my single days, I’d go back to some chick’s apartment and it always looked like a bomb hit it. The sink was always full of dishes and there’d be a pile of clothes next to their bed the size of a car. The bathroom looked like a meth head’s with 17 bottles of conditioner and a tiny sliver of soap soaking in water that looked like cum.

4. THEY SAY “LIKE” A LOT

Ever heard of using actual words to form a sentence? “I was like, totally not like, mad but like, who ever… ? (weird face) You know? It’s like… (bugged out eyes).” When did New Yorkers become Valley Girls from the 80s? It’s hard to imagine becoming so lazy, you no longer speak your own language.

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5. THEY’RE FAT

Young girls aren’t fat but pretty much every woman over 30 could stand to lose as many pounds. Have you visited a hospital recently? Almost all the nurses are so fat, they can barely walk. How can they not know how unhealthy that is? Women are constantly complaining about diets and trying to avoid gluten or whatever the latest stupid fad is but it’s pretty simple: Get off your ass. There should only be one diet book and it should only have seven words: Burn more calories than you take in.

6. THEY THINK YOGA IS EXERCISE

I have no problem with someone taking a stretching class (yes I do, what a waste of time) but don’t think you’re actually working out when you put your foot on your knee and pray. It’s not cardiovascular. It’s relaxing. And it’s not even good for you.

7. THEIR FAVORITE THING IS DOING NOTHING

Every time I ask a woman what her perfect Sunday would be, she says lying in bed all day surrounded by celebrity magazines which they “only buy for the pictures” because they’re too lazy to read them. Sometimes a bath is included. What are you, 100? Their other favorite thing is going to the beach, which consists of lying on the sand and… nothing. They don’t even swim. It requires too much effort.

8. THEY LIKE TO BE MASSAGED

Why does someone else have to paint your nails? What are you, a monarch? Outside of sitting in a bed surrounded by pictures of Jennifer Aniston, a woman’s favorite thing to do is go to a spa. That means they sit around and have various slaves rub their bodies while others massage their hands and put mud masks on their fucking toes. Did Cleopatra get that kind of attention?

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9. THEY CAN’T COOK

Women have been liberated from domestic chores and they are no longer slaves to the kitchen so who cooks? Either the nearest place that delivers or the husband. Amongst my friends I’d say about half the men I know cook all the meals. Women have ceased to create life and now they can’t even create spaghetti. They’re basically my dad.

10. THEIR POLITICS ARE BASED ON WHAT FEELS GOOD

They elected Obama because he’s cool (he wouldn’t have won without the estrogen vote), they think schools need more money (even though it doesn’t affect test scores), they think teachers are underpaid (even though per hour they’re doing very well), they think “Frankenfood” is evil (even though it saved a billion lives) and they think guns are killing our kids (even though gun accidents make up about 1% of all fatal child accidents). Hey ladies, some things are counterintuitive. Just because something is incredibly cute and cool and fun and smart doesn’t mean it’s good. Take me for example.


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Kwabena Kwabena Finally Confirms Marriage With TV Presenter?

After all the speculations indicating that they were dating, celebrated contemporary Hi-Life Musician, Kwabena Kwabena has finally broken his silence by affirming his intent to marry Frema Ashkar in his song titled ‘Obaa”

Frema Ashkar who is currently Kwabena Kwabena’s manager, has been at the centre of the ‘Mene Woaa’ hitmaker’s second divorce saga as she was alleged to be the woman currently warming Kwabena’s bed.

Frema who is also a divorcee, and has constantly refused to publicly respond to the allegation finally responded by debunking that assertion on Angel TV’s program ’The Purple Room”.

Razzonline.com had reported that, Frema Ashkar is set to announce new surname but can not ascertain the man the ‘Good Morning Ghana’ hostess will be bearing his name, though Kwabena Kwabena’s name has again popped up.

Confirming to razzonline.com’s assertion in his song “ Obaa” the celebrated Hi-Life prodigy outlined his intention to marry his manageress Frema Ashkar.

In ‘Obaa’which was produced by Kwame Yeboah ,Kwabena Kwabena eulogized Frema’s beauty; stating that, considering her beauty she deserves to be dated and immediately be married to.

Kwabena Kwabena on Thursday November,30,2017 launched his 5th Album titled ‘Ahyesi” at the +233 Jazz bar & Grill in Accra and “Obaa” is part of the songs that make up the Ahyesi album.

The ‘Adult Music’ hitmaker is set to host his annual LOVE Night Concert on February 17,2018.

Listen to ‘Obaa’ below and be the judge

Source: razzonline.com


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*LET US GET CHRIS ELECTED*

 

Dear friends,

I wish to use this medium to inform you of my intention to do some front line politics in MADINA.

You all will attest to the fact that we have been around for long and it’s about time we take up the mantle of leadership from people who have either no regard for humanity or do not understand the reason to be there.

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I have over the years worked as a member of the opposition NDC in Madina.

This time around, I have been invited by very notable members of my party to contest the position of CONSTITUENCY SECRETARY and I have accepted so to do.

I am of the fullest conviction that the time is now.

However, I can’t achieve this goal without your blessings & support. You remain my family. We have been together for long.

I am very much aware NOT EVERYONE here may share same POLITICAL FAITH with me, however, far apart from that, you are my brothers and sisters. We are BLOOD. Partisanship cannot divide us.

I pray your support and look forward to collaborating with everyone here to make this mission a POSSIBILITY.

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I am therefore encouraging friends who share same POLITICAL FAITH (NDC) with me to get involved in the BRANCH REORGANIZATION AND REGISTRATION exercise and work at becoming Branch Executives so as to qualify to vote during CONSTITUENCY CONFERENCE. I am available to give any information to assist in this regard.

God bless us all, God bless GIS ’99 YEAR GROUP.

IT IS POSSIBLE TOGETHER!!

Shalom

—–Signed—–
*CHRISTOPHER SELORM ANKOU* (AFRIKAVI CHRIS)


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Ban Patapaa’s ‘One Corner’ Song – Maame Dokono

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Veteran actress, Grace Omaboe, known in showbiz as Maame Dokono, has joined the trail of persons condemning the ‘One Corner’ dance craze that grabbed national attention.

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According to her, the song is destroying Ghanaian youth and some adults and has for that matter, increased promiscuity among the youth of the country.

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“One corner is a bad song and a bad influence on the youth. I think it should be banned because it’s not a good song, it’s backed by spiritual things,” she said on UTV.

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The ‘One Corner’ song which comes with its dance, became popular after it was performed at Agona Swedru Akwambo Festival.

In the dance, one is seen gyrating in gutters, under parked cars and corners of building blocks.

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The dance of the song has received a lot of flak from people including gospel artiste, Sonnie Badu and Kwasi Kyei Darkwah.

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But Maame Dokono believes the lyrics in the song are not good enough for public consumption and the dance associated with it is equally not in tune with Ghanaian culture.

She indicated that there is the need to ban the song before it destroys the country.

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Police Officer Responds To Owusu Bempah’s ‘Death’ Prophecy

“It should not be said that prophesies that are revealed are repetitive because we only share what we see…. Let us remember Ghana Police in our prayers, otherwise we will hear of rampant deaths of officers within the force”, founder and leader of Glorious Word Ministry International, Rev. Isaac Owusu Bempah has said at the watch night service of the final day of the year 2017.

Abdul Hanan Mohammed EL-Saeed, a policeman with the Police Headquarters in Accra, believes the Man of God is only being clever and smart in his predictions of happenings in 2018.

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“In my minds eye, I am tempted to believe that preacher man’s prediction although like indicated earlier, I don’t have the kind of eyes he has, I think he is only being clever and smart”, he stated.

Read full text of his response below;

Touch wood! Touch wood! Touch wood! May the prophecy against any policeman or woman this year never come to pass.

I understand that Reverend Owusu Bempah has made some predictions/prophecies and said a lot of policemen will die. Although I cannot challenge his predictions / prophecies except to pray that it doesn’t come to pass.

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In my minds eye, I am tempted to believe that preacher man’s prediction although like indicated earlier, I don’t have the kind of eyes he has, I think he is only being clever and smart.

This is a clear case of applying one’s analytical mind to digest current events/prevailing phenomenon or a global view of events.

Unfortunately, many of us are unable to accept this and see it as no prophecy but a clever calculations and reading of the dynamics of the time.

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Take a close look at my class one permutations and predictions and see. For example, in Nigeria, there is an aging president who has not been in good health. Likewise in Ghana, we have about three ex first ladies who are a little advanced in age.

In Zimbabwe again, when you mention about a prominent personality dying, it is not news considering the turbulence in that country that led to the ousting of Mr Robert Mugabe vis-a-vis his advanced age.

In the journalism and entertainment industry in our country now, there are a lot of prominent musicians and journalists in now who are practicing these two professions, and giving the proliferation of the media and the increase in the number of entertainers, it is to be expected that at least one or two may kick the back in the year.

So if you say these guys will die, I beg to say that you haven’t said anything because their numbers are hug and as long as they are mortals, they can die anything.

The police service for example has close to forty thousand people and you cannot say that in a whole year none of them will die. Some or most are likely to die especially giving the kind of work they do and the times we find ourselves in where criminals are now targeting the police.

There are a lot of influential preacher men in Ghana ???????? as well, so just by saying that a preacher man will die doesn’t make what you say prophecy.

Currently on the world stage, the is a clear possibility of tension between the countries that the preach man said they may go to war with some of the nations that are averse to what these two countries are saying and doing.

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So quiet sincerely and frankly, as someone who understand global politics, I wouldn’t accept it for a minute if someone calls these things prophecies.

I invite everybody to do their own analysis and see if it is enough to call these things prophecies.

Abdul Hanan Mohammed EL-Saeed

Panacin@gmail.com

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Police Headquarters

Accra


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Gospel Musician-Patience Nyarko Has Snatched My Husband – Olivia Alleges – PHOTOS + VIDEO

Olivia, the wife of Kumi Wilson has narrated to ghanacelebrities.com her heartbreaking ordeal, following the ‘snatching’ of her husband by Gospel musician-Patience Nyarko.

Kumi Wilson, the husband of Olivia is the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Trust Productions, a record label that has signed Patience Nyarko and Piesie Esther.

According to the wife of Kumi Wilson, Gospel musician-Patience Nyarko cunningly walked into the life of her husband, asking her husband to produce her—but has now fully snatched him away and the two are even living together despite Kumi still being married to her.

Olivia in an exclusive interview with ghanacelebrities.com spoke about how she hustled with her husband to create a better future for themselves and their two children. They even bought a land and started building a house as well as took several loans to buy commercial vehicles.

But after the husband became the producer of Patience Nyarko and they both started chopping each other down, he has sold the land and the partially built house they erected on it without her consent, he has sold almost all the commercial cars—and has forfeited his responsibilities toward his family as a husband and a father of two.

Olivia says she has been through hell all because Patience Nyarko wouldn’t leave her husband alone. If anything at all, she just wishes for Kumi Wilson to take up his fatherly responsibilities—because bearing it all is an obvious burden.

Any outside support to help Olivia’s two children through school is welcomed—since their father has found Patience Nyarko and therefore does not give a hoot about his own children or wife.

The living condition of Olivia and the children is extensively poor, we can say following a visit to where they live– and taking care of herself and the two children on the salary of a cleaner in Accra, is something you can try to imagine.

Yet, the father of the children, is gallivanting around in Ghana, as CEO of a record label that has signed two prominent Gospel musicians and even sleeping with one, Patience Nyarko, a woman supposed to be a righteous Christian, on top of it, the wife said.

We’ve allowed Olivia to tell her story to the world—so everyone can hear. And those who want to help can stretch a hand, for the sake of the kids.

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I will collapse Prophet Kobi’s church – Owusu Bempah threatens

Founder and leader of the Glorious Word Ministry International, Rev. Isaac Owusu Bempah has angrily stricken at the founder of Glorious Wave Ministry, Prophet Emmanuel Badu Kobi saying he will collapse his church.

According to Owusu Bempah, people are going to receive the shock of their lives as he reveals the deadly secret of Prophet Kobi which will ruin his life and church forever tonight at his church as he marks the 31st Watch Night Service in grand style.

Speaking to a radio presenter on air, Rev. Owusu Bempah said “I will collapse Prophet Kobi’s church, you just dare me. I know a secret of his which I will say for Ghanaians to know on the 31st night”.

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“Just ask how Owusu Bempah is in the spirit and they will tell you, I can just make you go mad at any moment. I will collapse Kobi’s church and he will never forget what will happen to him…….I will tell you something about Kobi on air that he will never be able to hold service again……Do you know what I know about him? Tell Kobi he can’t hold a church service again. I swear, “he said.

It’s not clear what triggered the anger of Owusu Bempah but from his conversation on air, he indicated that Prophet Kobi is spreading falsehood about him, accusing him of sleeping with a mother and her daughter.

He stressed that he sure will take the matter to court for proper justice to be taken against Prophet Kobi as his party is now in power and will definitely ruin his church.

Prophet Kobi earlier this month lost his 19-year-old son after a short illness. Owusu Bempah says he will reveal the cause of his son’s death for Ghanaians to how and what killed him today.