Guys know how to manoeuvre their way out when broke.
NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it’s a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it is one of those things we are talking about.
This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent.
We will discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors.
1. Meat pie/Egg-roll and Pure Water
Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks
2. Concoction Rice
Broke Guys will serve their female visitors, concoction (Easy to cook rice) rice in placement of shawama.
3. Don Simon and cream crackers
As funny as it sounds, some use it.
As funny as it sounds, broke guys will offer their female visitors gari.
Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food.
In the evening where you cannot offer your female guest food from the restaurant, the next option becomes the wayside indomie.
7. They offer Nothing
For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Lil Win so that the lady will laugh till she leaves.
8. They Borrow Generator
For those who have generator, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don’t have, they will borrow their friend’s generator. They will entertain her with movies.