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SO BUKOM BANKU CALLS YVONNE NELSON AND THIS WHAT ENSUED.. (Apparently) 😂😂

‪#‎BUKOM‬ : ”HELLO EBE YVONNE JACKSON AM TALK TO? ”

‪#‎YVONNE‬ : “HELLO DIS YVONNE PLS WHO’S THIS? ” .

BANKU : “OOH YVONNE EBE ME OO BRAIMAH KAMOKO AKA BANKU BANKU AKA SEXY PLANTAIN,
AKA.. …”
.
YVONNE : “…. YEA YEA WATEVA HOW DID U GET MY NUMBER AND WHAT DO U WANT? ”

BANKU : “OO UR NUMBER DE3 ABI EVERY BODY GET, PAPA KOJO IS GET AM, THAT NAIJA GUY ICE KENKEY E GET AM, DAT ODA NAIJA GUY WEY E NAME MAKE LIKE HE DEY GO SHIT OO WHAT BE E NAME SAF OOO AHAA IYA NYA HE TOO HE GET MY AREA BOYS ALL GET UR NUMBER. .” .

YVONNE : “LOOK AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR BUFFOONERY OK ”
.
BANKU : “OO MAKE U NO ANGRY WITH ME PLS IM JUST
WAN ASK U SUMTIN.. ” .

YVONNE : “UHUH WHAT? ”
.
BANKU : “U SEE NOW AM BLEACHING LIKE U BUT MY CREAM IS NOT POWERFUL SO MY BODY MAKE LIKE AMADA NI ESHA U KNOW AMADA NE ESHA, EBE ROASTED PLANTAIN WEY E BURN SO PEOPLE ARE LAUGHIN MY KANTO AND LEGS COS EMAKE LIKE BLACK AND YELLOW, SO LIKE I WAN ASK IF UR BLEACHING CREAM SOME DEY SO AGO COME TAKE AM?
.
YVONNE : “COME TAKE ONY3 SORMLI ”
(come take ya mums pussy)
.
BANKU : “OOO YVONNE JACKSON AM NOT KNOW SAY U ARE FOOL LIKE THAT OOOO ASHAWO KOBOKOBO UR TOTO BIGGERLITY LIKE KUFFOUR BUS ”

 

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Author: Tiko14

Welcome to my wORDpreSS. I am a Ghanaian who lives in Ghana and has a passion for Ghana, hence talks a lot about Ghana. I blog about entertainment, tourism, politics, arts, culture and football. I am in the media and have the advantage of working both in Accounting firms and I. T firms. I like divergent views so disagree with me but let’s not abuse each other. Enjoy the blog while you are here, your views and topics are most welcome.

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