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THE 3M MUSIC AWARD. THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, PART 1!

For the past couple of years because of where i live at the moment and lack of my own means of transport, i hardly attend shows which eats into the early morning wee hours.

I had the invitation courtesy Sally Frimpong to attend the 3M music awards ceremony. I set out around 8pm to the Trade fair centre.

THE GOOD.
The atmosphere around the Fantasy Dome was enticing with cocktail from some beverage sponsors. The red carpet was well lit with our “celebrities” parading the corridors of the event grounds with their beautiful dresses and sometimes the overkill make ups.

The attendance was not bad looking at the big size of the auditorium. I was at VVIP section where we were served with small chops including pastries, khebab and water.

The sound especially whenever the live band was playing, was good from where i was sitting. Some performances were good especially Akwaboa and Adina, Kwesi Arthur and Mole,Medikal,the choreographers and some few others. Honoring Obuoba J A Adofo,Professor Kofi Abraham and Mark Okraku Mantey was good.

The stage design was so on point with lighting and LED screens to match.

THE BAD
The late start of the program killed the vim and euphoria that was to characterize the event. The MC’S too were boring initially with their long speeches coupled with Shatta Wale’s father boring speech as well.

Also allowing minors to perform after 12 midnight wasn’t the best for me. Was it child abuse? Coordination was absent at some point. There were too many music performance. Shatta also winning most awards at the night didn’t go down well with some people. That’s the beauty of award schemes. Some win and others lose.

THE UGLY.
The washroom had no attendants cleaning the place constantly. Lazy Ushers and the not paying tribute to fallen heroes in the music industry especially Professor JH Nketiah, Willi Roi and Nii Tei Ashitey of Wulomei who were buried on the day of the awards. Will come again on part 2 in terms of organizing, award recipients and the general overview.

Thanks

Source:Fred Kyei Mensah (Facebook)


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9 DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEX IN MARRIAGE!!!!!

1. RECONCILIATION SEX:- Sex is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don’t use SEX to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate sex as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING SEX:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good Sex I mean very good Sex. Healing sex is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don’t rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull’s eye. Please Husbands, don’t throw your weight on her if it’s for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT SEX:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say “Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of sex”, or “since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again”. That is as senseless as saying “since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school”. It’s foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more sex as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using sex. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment sex is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE SEX:- This is a very special kind of sex that you organise and plan for. Ever couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn’t go to hotel if you can’t afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED SEX:- This is a sex that married couples should do often to build their love life. One “Quickie” is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or oshogbo. A Quickie is that very fast sex that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don’t take formal permission quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don’t believe in surprise sex are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn’t start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden.

6. EXERCISE SEX:- This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it’s Owner – the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God’s mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT SEX:- You use this type of Sex to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say “I didn’t know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you”.

8. REWARD SEX:- This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward Sex is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward Sex is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It’s extra ordinary.

9. PROCREATION SEX:- This is sex you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum penetration. Support your wife with pillow is you aren’t a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. Sperm needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don’t pull fast. **


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Thursday Special

Dear Men,

Many of you treat us like angels in bed… As if we’re some kind of innocent children.And after that, you wonder why you struggle to please us in bed.

Listen to this, to satisfy a woman in bed, don’t just make love with her, but fuck her. You must be strong and act as a man… slow motion sex de3 no lie🙂

If you play it soft during the whole sexual intercourse, chances are that you’ll leave us disatisfied. Being sweet and lovely is nice, but it’s not what makes some of us really horny. It’s not enough to make us scream with pleasure.

Some of us want sex. We want wild and Charismatic sex. No matter what some people might claim.Don’t hesitate to treat her like a bitch.

Talk dirty, spank us, pull our hair, firmly grab our body parts, lick our asshole, suck our toe and so on…Try this and see how it’ll make her wet..It may seem kind of harsh, but that’s how it works for some women.

Of course you shouldn’t do it in a way that is going to hurt us, but simply be firm enough so that we can feel that you dominate us.

When you satisfy a girl in bed, she’s going to want to see you again…She’s going to want to be fucked by you again and again.

On the contrary, she won’t be interested in this guy who treats her like a little angel and who is afraid to act as a man and dominate her.

Abeg in all these, keep in mind that each woman is unique and that some situations are also unique…Some want Sex very slow and borkorrrr like Methodistfo) Hymn nu and others want the Obinim way… bugabuga! 😁😉

Some women will at some times want to be penetrated quickly without dwelling on foreplay…time no dey 3nti y3p3 fast😀Whereas other women or same women but in different situations will need more time before fucking.

Some of us reach orgasm more easily than others but for some, you’ll have to put more time into it…Obia NE ne taste wai!

It’s you’re job to adapt to your partner, know what works for her and meet her sexual needs the best you can coz we’re all different.

Thank you

Your Only Virgin
Akosua😎.


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Free advice to our women

To My Fellow Women,

Just because your man is often satisfied in bed doesn’t mean that you can’t turn up the notch and make sex feel even better for him.

Sometimes when he is so excited and enjoying the pussy na aa, Order him to stop moving …Yes, make him stop! That will be exquisitely frustrating for him and he’ll likely almost want to cry😫. Now ask him to tell you what he wants to do…a man who’s so much into ur pussy will humbly say” Baby, plsss Iet me put it in, I want to cumm!!!” with his face looking like some gyimigyimie bi 🙄😣 don’t worry, it’s normal…every man looks ugly & fearful when he’s about explode😁

Now, when you think you’ve punished him enough and he’s about to cry aa, let him move in the pussy again ..This time squeeze him with ur vagina muscles.This one he will LOVE it👍

Sister, do you know how to do Kegel exercise?

That’s where you squeeze your vaginal muscles to learn how to control them. If you’re not sure what those muscles are, they’re the same ones that you would use to cut off the flow of urine. You can do those exercises periodically, like squeeze 5 times every time you’re at a stop sign, for instance.

Anyway, if you can learn how to use those muscles, then when ur man starts getting super excited again with high tempo atopa and he’s close to climax aa, start squeezing him inside you rhythmically…I swear your man will go mad, he’ll start screaming “OMG” Awww bie tw3 numu ma me”, “wo tw3 y3 med3 dodo”, “Uuuushhh me kote mu y3 med3″, Baby, wo b3ku me..meho ba Ooo” 😂😋 nd some will end up releasing all their intestines into ur womb Mpo. Herh!!! That feeling alone can make him love you more & morer.😉 If you like try it tonight.

Madam, learn to be innovative in bed.. try and win souls kakra na God gave you that pussy for a purpose.

Thank you.

Your favorite Virgin
Akosua😎


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ARE YOU A LADY???

Every girl wants to be addressed as a lady. The truth is this: not every grown up girl is a lady. We have only a few ladies.
 A lady does not flash a man for him to call back
 A lady does not completely depend on a man for survival; she does it herself most times.

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 A lady does not act or pretend because she must be accepted by a guy.
 A lady says whatever is in her mind at all times.
 A lady dresses to bring out her feminine side by wearing the right thing for her body type while being careful not to expose what should be properly covered because she knows it’s more appreciated when hidden.

 A lady bares it all for her man
inside, but hides it from every other
man outside
 A lady understands and values time
with her Maker and God; she knows
she is nothing without Him

Ghana to ban shisha smoking

 A lady does not consume bottles of
beer; she knows it’s unladylike
 A lady does not smoke; it’s for riffraff
 A lady understands signs of the times.

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 A lady knows everything about government and politics; not just fashion and beauty.
 A lady does not keep boyfriends; she nurtures a relationship with one man.
 A lady understands that one of the
ways to a mans heart is his belly and she feeds him with the right things

 A lady understands that her very long nails is an evidence that there are things she cannot do in and for the home
 A lady, not a girl is a friend to her man.


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10 Women reveal the real reasons they’ve ghosted men

Ghosting. If you’re in the dating game, you’ve probably either done it or had it done to you—or both.

If you’re on the receiving end, it hurts, it’s confusing, and it leaves you asking the big unanswered question: “Why did they ghost me?” If you’ve been left wondering what went wrong, 10 women have stepped up and given their reasons for ghosting a partner.

Note: don’t bring slippers to a first date.

“I’m a regular ghoster—I just get bored really easily as I have ADHD, and once I’ve lost interest it’s gone—totally gone—to the point I can’t bring myself to bother talking to them again. I can’t dump them as I have no real reason, hence I have lots of failed relationships and a massive blocked list.” — First woman.

“I was hanging out with a group of guys quite a bit older than me (5-10 years) and I really, really fancied one of the guys, but he just wasn’t into it. I went out with his pal a few times, and in the end, I ghosted him because it was easier than admitting I was only with him to make his friend jealous.” — Second woman.

“So… He was 36 and I was 23. He looked a bit like the guy who plays the comedian in Watchmen and was super lovely. I went to his for a movie night and he explained how he was married and was polyamorous. Hooked up and all was fine, made plans to meet up and again, and then he messaged, ‘We need to be completely honest about other people we are with, I need to know what birth control you’re on, I need to know when you get tested for STIs’ and I just freaked. It was waaaay too much for me to communicate, so I just never text him back.” — Third woman.

“We had been chatting for a week, he had great chat and was super smart but as soon as I met him in person I just wasn’t feeling it. I also really didn’t like his jacket—it was one of those little leather bomber ones that I swear teenage girls used to wear back in the day. The date came to an end, the poor guy tried to kiss me and I said I couldn’t BECAUSE I HAD SORE LIPS. He texted me the next day and I never got around to sending that reply.” — Fourth woman.

“I was talking to a guy every day in a new city I was moving to, and we really got on before I moved here, and then when I finally met him, he was such a catfish. I saw him a few times after (I’m a coward) and then someone better came along, and I just ghosted him. He was really dull and I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad. He brought a sleepover bag to our first date, [and] can I add: IT LITERALLY HAD SLIPPERS IN IT.” — Fifth woman.

“I ghosted him because I actually had a boyfriend. Plain and simple. The shortest reason for ghosting ever!” —Sixth woman

“I ghosted a guy who lied about being 5’10 and ended up being 5’6 in real life (I’m 5’10 myself). We got drunk and I thought maybe his line about all being the same height lying down could result in a good shag, but instead, I pretended my flatmate was going through a breakup and left…and then dodged his 34 texts for the next month.” —Seventh woman.

“I matched with a guy on Tinder who turned out to live just down the road from me. He was a classic boy who had a lot of sexual promises. He ended up coming to my apartment at 3 a.m. after I’d done a night shift. He came in and barely spoke, we had truly disappointing sex, and he then proceeded to take my clock and anything else that made noise out of my bedroom. Saw him once more and then decided enough was enough. What’s annoying is that he’s a writer and a good one at that, and I get so agitated that he isn’t as fun in real and is terrible and selfish in bed.” — Eight woman.

“I had an internet thing with a guy for about a year. We’d stay up until 6 a.m. sending each other voice notes on Facebook chat because we were so excited by each other we couldn’t type fast enough. After a year of dancing around each other, agreeing to meet, he got tagged in a ‘we’ve got a mortgage’ post by his long-term girlfriend who I didn’t have a clue existed until this point. I felt so hurt I just spitefully read all his messages he sent me after that and never replied.” — Ninth woman.

“I ghosted my ex. I was convinced a few months after breaking up with him that I wanted him back, so I started messaging him that I missed him, which I thought was true, and we arranged to meet up. I suddenly realized that actually I wasn’t interested and had broken up with him for good reason. I never went to meet him and never texted him back again. SORRY, BYE FOREVER.” — Tenth woman.

 


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*Adventure With The Slay Queen’s*

*Episode 2*

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I sat down quietly, staring straightly at her. I couldn’t think straight, I just fixed my eyes on her. Thinking about the unthinkable. I was brought back to life, by the person sitting next to me.
” hey dude, its your turn to introduce yourself ”
“Do I still need that” I muttered silently.
I can see everyone looking at me, I wonder why they won’t just face the front and mind their businesses.

I stood up to say my name when David and his friend interrupted my speech.
” The Samaritan boy” they barked.
The room echoed with tremendous laughs. I felt embarrassed, cos I was more like a laughing stock.
And finally, I felt there’s no need for me to say my name.
” bamboos ” I cursed.

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At the end of the lecture , I was appointed as the new course Rep, by Ayokemi. She mentioned me closer,and requested my help with her books. I packed her books and I followed her behind. And once in an oscillation, my eye will met with her jingling butt. Sincerely speaking, the butt are great.

” why are you called the Samaritan boy” she asked suprisely .
” never mind the old fools, they refused to learn. ” I muttered .
She smiled as she entered her supposed office.

” Miss Ayokemi, I think you will need my help here, this place is in a huge mess ” I said while surveying my eyes around.
” I think I know the reason why you are Called the Samaritan boy” she said with a smile.
” you know?” I asked curiously.

” yea… Never mind, I really appreciate it, it’s nice of you ” she said.
I fetched for a broom and a piece of rag alongside with a bowl of water , and I set to work. Her eyes were on me as I worked professionally like a dry cleaner. A lot of questions were running through my mind, but I couldn’t ask. Perhaps am a little bit scared.

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When I first met her, she was a fish and now she’s my lecturer. She looks too young to be a lecturer, if she will be older than I, it will be with two or three years.
I broke the silence when I couldn’t hold it anymore.
” it’s seems, you are new here and also in this town” I said with a borrowed confidence. And its seems,she’s been expecting a conversation from me, but have been foolishly silent.

” yea, how do you know ” she asked with a glimpse of joy.
” we’ve met, even before you became my lecturer ” I said jokily.
” I got you surprised right? ” she said as she smiled at me.
” yea, I almost–I freaked out, I hope that won’t affect our friendship ” I quickly take my eyes away after finishing the statement. I expected an answer but non came, I guessed am pushing too hard.

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” you wouldn’t mind if I show you around the town and school, perhaps we will get to know each other better ” I said, pushing more harder .
” I wouldn’t say no” she answered.
And that was the greatest reply, I certainly need from her.

” I will give you a call” I said as I exit from the office room.
” this will be great” I thought loudly.
I walked back into the lecture to pick my things, but I found my bag gone.
” are this guys playing pranks with me ” I soliloquized .
” which guys ?” I heard a female voice behind me and I quickly recognized the voice.
” Agatha are you with my bag?” I asked without turning my back.
” who could have taken your bag if not me, or what have you been up to?” I turned to see her placing my bag on her head. I laughed at her appearance, cos she look more like a petty trader .

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” come, I will tell you all about it when we get home” I said as I drag her out with me.
Evening arrived sooner than I thought, after eating the delicious spaghetti Agatha prepared for me, I lied on the bed for a quick nap, but its turned out to be a long sleep, I woke up around 7pm in the evening.
I saw a note written by Agatha for me, calling me a sleeping bull. I guessed she left, after she realized the kind of sleep am engaged with.

I helped myself with the remaining spaghetti left in the pot. Mama thought me how to Cook, but I failed miserably. Even to Cook ordinary rice is a problem for me. The day hunger forced me to prepare a concoction rice. Believe me, it was a burnt offering.
I was enjoying the spaghetti am eating and at the same time chatting with some fish on WhatsApp. I remembered I collected Ayokemi number earlier in the day, I wasted no time in running a call to her.

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Me: hello?
Ayokemi: hello ay.
Me: (surprise) how did you know its me.
Ayokemi: I have true caller, and beside I knew you will call.
Me: oh. How was your day ma?
Ayokemi: stressful.
Me: stressful?
Ayokemi: yea kind of, where I moved in… I did some cleaning and arrangement.
Me: oh, you could have inform me.
Ayokemi: you called late.
Me: am sorry, I never knew.
Ayokemi: thanks for today anyway.
Me: its nothing ma, around which area are you ma?
Ayokemi: G.R.A
Me: just as I thought.
Ayokemi: you wouldn’t think otherwise.
Me: can you still go out tonight ma?
Ayokemi: I would love to, but am tired.
Me: Another day I guess?
Ayokemi: yea.
Me: have a happy night rest ma.
Ayokemi: and you too.

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The door opened and my friends bounced in. I can tell from their dressing that they are up to somewhere. Probably an occasion or party.
” Ay baba, na here you dey?”
” No na togo.where are you guys up to, dressed like a president escorts ” I asked curiously.
They first pounced on the spaghetti am eating. At least they still got few spoons left to fight for.

” Ay, you cooked this?” Mayor asked suprisely after he discovered the sweetness of the food.
” hell will lose if it’s me, my bestie did ” I said.
” I thought as much, oya go change your cloth fast, fast, we got a party to attend” Ope said.

I didn’t plan going anyway, but staying at home doing absolutely nothing will absolutely be boring.
In less than 2 minute,Am all done, and we all head out.its quite unfortunate that non of us have a ride. Well, we thanked God for the Geo–leg.

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We board a bike which conveyed us to the party. At the entrance, we were stopped by the security officials.
” where are your partners ?” One of them threw the question at us.
” partners? ” we echoed together.
” you guys must have a female partner before you can enter in here, that’s the gate entry password”

That came as a surprise to all of us. We stood there looking like Zombies.
” so should we all turn and go back?” I asked the demoralised dudes.
” I would suggest we stay here and fish” Ben suggested.

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We agreed to the suggestion and we all positioned ourselves like a high way Police men.
Seconds turned minutes, minutes turned to hours . not a single fish come our path. We are at the edge of giving up when we sighted the slay Queen’s .

They were like the children of Israelite crossing the red sea. I tried counting them with my eye, but I lost counting. They were all moving like a herds of cattle, dressed in black.

” who is in for threesomes?” I asked.
” foursomes are better ” Ope replied.
” fivesomes ain’t bad” mayor quickly added.
” I will go for sixsomes” Ben completed.
We all laughed at Ben when he said sixsomes.
” death is calling on you bro” Ope let out loudly.
” can’t wait to eat your burial Akara” I added .
” whatever, see you guys in the building, am off to fishing ” Ben said and he moved away from us.

He approached the ladies and we followed behind. We are some feets to catching up, when the unexpected happened. We heard a gun shot. Immediately, we stopped on our track. With our very eyes, we saw as fish turned into predators. We thought they are slay Queen’s, of cos they are. But slay queens with loaded AK 47. Running was far too an option cos they are very close to us. Right there in front of us, the security men were shot dead. They all advanced inside leaving two behind to watch the door.

We were all trembling from head to toe, although they didn’t seem to have our time, but I know they got us in mind. Any silly move and we are all dead .
We heard a distant gun shot, followed by some huge screaming. Probably from some terrified ladies. My heart began racing fast, we had no idea of what’s happening and the fear of getting shot by some bloody slay mama’s paralyzed the four of us.

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Alot of things began running through my mind, perhaps we could talk to the two ladies outside, maybe they could let us go. Perhaps I should try another way. After thinking for some time, I summoned up courage then speak softly to Ben, but loud enough for the ladies to hear.

” Ben, do you still planed having a six some with these ladies? ” I asked, fixing my eyes on the two ladies, I observed their reaction when they heard my voice. Its quite unexplained.
” are you kidding me?, this is no time to joke, I would give up anything just to have my a-s safe.” Ben replied.
Just as he finished the statement, the door was opened and the rest of the ladies bounced out.

” Why are these guys still alive ?” Says the one whom I supposed to be the leader .
” they are just bunch of fools, imagine one of them thinking about having sixsomes” one of the ladies retorted.
“Fools indeed, let’s go” she commanded and takes the lead, while others followed behind.
After they’ve vanished from our sight, we took to our kneels. Have never have a close call like that in my life, i ran like a hen being chased by a c–k. I got home, locked myself in, and began saying some prayers. Ben and the rest must also have find their way to their respective abode. They ran as if they are in for a temple run.

No one have idea about what happened in the building, but whatever it is, I know it’s not a good one.
The following day, I couldn’t go out for lecture, probably still terrified by the blood thirsty incidence. I locked myself in, switched off my mobiles and hide beneath a blanket. Cowardice isn’t for the brave, but I lost the braveness when am a foot away from death. I heard numerous knocks on my door, but I wouldn’t open. Who knows if the devil is still after us.

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I heard another knock on my door, but I remained silent.
” ay I know you are in there, open this door now before I break it down.” That came from Agatha.I know her capability, if I delay any seconds, she might break the door down. I least, if I can’t trust anyone, I got to trust my Beastie. I opened the door and she entered.
” what’s the problem? Are you sick? Why locking yourself in?” She threw the questions immediately she stepped in. I don’t fancy lies, so I told her everything even if I want to lie to someone, it wouldn’t be her, she will easily detect that am lying. So saying the truth is all I got.

” its okay baby boo, I heard about it also, the news is everywhere. I thanked God that you are alive, that’s what really matters, what about your friends, have you hear from them?” She asked.
” no, but they will be fine. ” I replied.

I felt some slight pains in my stomach, I knew its Mr hunger way of saying ” hello dude, no food yet?”.
Thanked God Agatha is around, I begged het to prepare me a breakfast. After a lot of excuses, she agreed.
The following day at school, I was heading to the library when am being summoned up by Ayokemi. I changed my direction and head to her office.
” you weren’t in school yesterday, I searched all over for you and your lines are also off.” She asked.

An electric of joy ran through my veins, if that is coming out from her,that means she cares. I stood there, smiling at her, not knowing what to say. I can’t possibly tell her the truth and am having bad lucks with lies .
” I was… Something came up and… I…its gone. You look great today ma’am. ” I said trying to evade her questions. And I think that works, cos I caught her with a blushing smile. One thing I discovered about ladies, if you appreciate them, they will appreciate it. Derived from some laws in physics.

” can I take you out tonight ma’am ” I asked with charming voice.
” if its fine by your girlfriends, then I will be waiting for you by 6pm” she replied.
” funny, see you at 6 ma’am. ” I said then i head for the exile. I bumped into joy(the class guru) on my way out.

Accidentally and unintentionally, my hand pressed her b—-t, she had no bra on, so i was able to feel, the texture and the succulent softness of her b—-t.
” wao!!!” I exclaimed. She wore a surprise angry face, hissed then pushed her way through me.

“Am sorry, emmm… nice b—-t ” I said immediately after her. I think that got her more surprise. I can see her burning with anger.
” son of a b—h ” she cursed .

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I wouldn’t want to hear another so I turned and find my way out.
I met with Ope and Agatha at the relaxation center. I guessed he’s still trying his luck with her.
” am I interrupting a date?” I asked jokingly.
” you just did” Ope replied rapidly.
We laughed then I sat in between them.
” Ayo I think its high time we start believing you ” Ope said.

I looked at the both of them with uncertainty. Wondering about what may bring about the statement.
” A news reached me today, which I later confirmed by myself to be true… A body was found in the wood. A dead body, I will say… Its came just as you predicted… She was found dead in the Forest today by a hunter.” Ope said with his head bent down.

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” the question in answer is that, how did you know she’s going to die?” Agatha asked.
I looked at the two of them, thinking of what to tell them. Am not sure if they will believe me and am not ready to risk saying it out.

” am I being interrogated or what?” I asked with a little anger.
” calm bro its not what you think, ain’t we friends?” Ope said calmly.
” am sorry ay, its not just your first time saying something like this, its wired and am worried”. She said.

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I took my time before answering them, have been living my crazy life all alone, I didn’t know how it’s feels to share one of my greatest secret with them.
” I do see things, far beyond the human world. Not everyone out there are human. Some are creatures from the underworld. When I was a child, I lived in their world. Some are very powerful, some are friendly, some are evil, some are victims, some are casualties…

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The girl whose body was found in the wood, She was lured by a creature , a creature of the wild Forest. I know she won’t survive it…no one has”.
I watched as they both listen with their mouth opened in disbelieve.
” its okay if you don’t believe me” I said then I made to move.

” sincerely speaking, I believe you. If you are lying, I would have known ” Agatha said.
I observed as Ope survey his eyes around.
” so do you see anything now?” He asked. I didn’t answer him, but after a lot of persuasion from both of them, I opened up.
” right here in front of us…is a dead man”
come see race

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To be continued…

 

 


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If you marry a slay queen, be ready to pay the price

Slay queens are careful not to reveal too much about their bank account. She might have zero balance on her account but will present herself as one who is worth millions.

Slay queens is a trending word nowadays often used to refer to classy and stylish women. Most girls accompany their edited photos on social media with #slaying or #slayqueen. They are girls who love fashion and go by trends.

They take care of themselves and mind their appearance. A slay queen is a girl most men will die to have because she is like a new Rolex watch you wrap around your wrist and show off to your buddies.

Slay queens

 

Slay queens are careful not to reveal too much about their bank account. She might have zero balance on her account but will present herself as one who is worth millions.

And most are actually obsessed with this life. So, before you are taken up by her nicely done make-up, be alerted that slay queens come with a price and unless you are willing to pay, do not disturb their peace.

 

A friend has been dating a slay queen for some weeks now, he likes her but the bill for her upkeep keeps going up with each passing day. Lately, she asked for a birthday vacation in Zanzibar. The man has even never acquired a passport and he is dating a girl who dreams of a weekend at an island outside Uganda.

 

To make it more interesting, she went ahead and posted it on her social media, “Bae is taking me to Zanzi for my b.d”. Her numerous friends reacted with “wow,” “OMG” and many such exclamations.

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Now poor man is puzzled. He has just realised that his marriage plans will just bore this girl. First, she is not willing to give up her figure for child bearing; her manicured nails are not the kind to be covered in charcoal in an effort to make dinner. In simple terms, she is just a girl who believes her imaginary parents live in a palace.

 

So my dear brother, if you do not have millions stashed away under your bed, do not bother the slay queens. There are numerous girls who can make a wife and mother for your children. A slay queen might do the same but until she gets over the ‘slay queen’ mentality, I suggest you watch her from a distance and let her outgrow that chapter of her life.

 

In Summary

  • So my dear brother, if you do not have millions stashed away under your bed, do not bother the slay queens.

 

  • There are numerous girls who can make a wife and mother for your children. A slay queen might do the same but until she gets over the ‘slay queen’ mentality, I suggest you watch her from a distance and let her outgrow that chapter of her life.


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*Adventure With The Slay Queen’s*

*Rated 18 plus. Contains strong language & sex.*

*This story is originally and sorely written by Aderibigbe Ayomide. It is a total work of fiction and any similar event is sorely coincidental.*

*Episode 1*

There once a time, when true beauty used to be on the inside, but the arrival of the slay Queen’s propanded a new theory. The magic behind real beauty.
My name is Ayo, and these are my experience with the slay queen’s. During my university days, I was neither a good, non a bad dude. I will say, am both, but I enjoyed being the bad boy. I have a good heart, but that doesn’t make me good. Its make me the baddest person you could ever think of.

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My first year at school, make me understand how life really is. At that very point, I began making plans for my future. Everyone is born with a talent. I got so many, but I have a very unique one that’s not always common. I have two eye. The right sees the real things everyone else see. But the left see things which could be very scary. Things beyond the spirits world.

When I was ten, my parent took me to a church. But Before I was ten, I do see things with my both eyes . it came to some time, my parent were afraid of me,so I was taken to a church. Some prayers were made and I lost the vision. Everything became normal. I began seeing things as normal people does.
On my 20th birthday, the vision returned, but only the left eye, the right sees normal. I was in my 2nd year when this happened. No one believes me, even when I show them what I see, they still don’t. They say seeing is believing, how can they believe what they didn’t see? So I live my crazy life all alone.

I have friends, close friends, friends with benefit and best friend. Everyone needs a friend, its part of life.
Agatha was my best friend, a female, as crazy as I am, but she’s good. My male friends are the craziest. Mayor an accounting student, Ben a political scientists and Ope, a phycologists , he claims to have a master mind. Claiming he read minds . who is deceiving who?

Am not a book worm, neither am I a guru. But I understand things, I was not the best in my department, let me say,I do leave 2 or 3 marks behind for the best student. Who cares about the 2nd best anyway. And besides I hate popularity, when you are the first, everyone get to know you. And I love it being silent.
Her name is joy, the best in my department, you should know the battalion of dudes that will be after her, not only in my department but in others too.

My department was dominated with slay queen’s, if you Google search for the biggest girls in campus,its will redirect you to my department. Beautiful creatures with extra ordinary beauty, you can’t say who is ugly, No one is, unless you take them on a swimming.

I lived in a self-contained apartment in school. Mostly on Saturday, my friends will come over to my place to play PS, its always interesting spelling each others name with the numbers of score . we don’t have girlfriends, we are all play boys,specialized on p—y f—–g . its a burden having a girlfriend, we have fuckers not girlfriend. Non of us is ready to Fall in love. We are all in the same tariff, f–k boys.
” ay, you gonna rape me one day with the way you are bleeping girls up and down” my best friend Agatha will say sometimes.

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Well that’s the least thing I would do, rape a lady ,let alone my best friend. Have seen her naked countless of time, and my mamber never trigger. Its because of the way I put her, nothing in her can arouse my kongi . its all a matter of the mind.
Every play dudes know how important clubbing is, its hardly a time that, I won’t be found clubbing, and there is where I get to meet the 21st century slay Queen’s. They called themselves the slay queen’s, some are called the slay mama’s.

They are characterized with a lot of attribute, heavy makes up, extraordinary packages, mountainous a-s and boobs, non stop everlasting chin gum, latest mobile, latest cloth,latest shoes and designers, that’s what they are made of. They deals with high class dudes, not low keys.

My major aim,at every clubs is just to have fun and drink, and if am opportune to come across any girl, then the night will be great .
We were clubbing at a popular club house on a Friday night, I,Ben,mayor and Ope were all having some drinks when this ‘buttacious’ girl rode pass beside us , she fixed her gaze on me,but mine was on her reverberating butt.

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” what the hell?, could this butt be real on something is being added” I soliloquizes loudly.
I later caught her starring at me non stop, she will give me a sexy inviting smile whenever my eye came in contact with hers .
” I think she’s into you” Mayor said. ” I would suggest you go meet her” Ope added. Very well then, I stand up and head towards her.
” hello pretty, I caught you starring at me” I said will a seductive tune.
” no I wasn’t looking at you, I’m looking at the guy behind you, he is so cute ” she said without even looking at me.

(AYE MI)
I was speechless, I didn’t see it coming, I followed her gaze and I see that she was looking at the monkey-like creature who was sitting at the next table from the one, my guys are .
When I saw him,I couldn’t help myself from laughing.
” you mean that monkey ? ” I said pointing my fingers at his direction .
” you called that handsome dude a monkey, don’t be daft , you are no match for him” she retorted.

That got me amused as I take another look at him, that was when I realized something, looking at him with my left eye. He is more like a monkey, but with my right eyes, he is a very handsome person.
” hey look at me, he is not good for you ” I said trying to draw her attention.
” really? Watch me ” she said,then she head to him. I watched as she speak silently into his ear and they both walked hand to hand away from the club. I returned back to my friends, and they were all like ” ay, how far, wetin happened ” .
” someone will get f–k by a monkey tonight ” I said. They didn’t understand me cos I sound weird.

The drinking continues, we were at the edge of getting drunk when a slim girl clad on a tight gown erupted from no where and dragged me up.
” can I have this dance” she said while trying to drag me to the dance floor, I looked at my friends and they all gave me go ahead look. Before I knew it, am already on the dance fall, she dance so well, she began rocking her a-s on my d–k, which slowly gain momentum by every twists.

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” can I buy you a drink ” I said when I realized the visibility of my d–k.
“Sure you can” she said.
I brought her a drink and we get talking.
” you dance so well” I said focusing my eye on her.
“Yeah thanks, you dance quite good too just that, you lost control of your d–k ” she said with a naughty smile. I laughed cos she got me.

“I’m Ayo” I said stretching my hand forward.
“Sera” she replied, receiving the hand shake.
” its quite noisey here,you don’t mind if we go to some quite place, perhaps my place ” I said. She look at me for a moment, then she nodded.
” sure, whatever you say” she said.

I know the night is going to be an interesting one for me, no for us both. I signaled to my friends showing that am leaving and the signaled back saying that they are still fishing, well my own net as caught a fish already.

We arrived at my place in less than 5 minutes. I offered her a cold drinks from my mini freezer and she collected it . I head to the bathroom to have a cool shower ,leaving her behind in the room, no sooner had I stepped in the shower that she joined in with me. I wasn’t expecting to see her, but its seems the battle has began.

I quickly take a quick survey of her naked body . her b—–s are quite okay for her stature, and her butt were moderately big. She grabbed my d–k interrupting the eyes survey am doing . and slowly like a wounded Bear, she knelt before me and entwined my d–k into her mouth. I let out a gasp, she was so f—–g good at it . perhaps she attended a special class for blow job.

After sucking my erected for some time, she swallowed my two balls in her mouth. Licking it up and down like a lolly pop. I admitted she’s talented. I removed my d–k from her mouth before she drain me dead while standing. I carried her up and balanced my mouth on her b—-t. I reciprocated the damages she done on my two balls on her b—–s. I press, squeeze, fumble, bite and suck the hell out of her b—-t . she directed my head underneath after she realized the harms have impacted on her boobs. I guess we have advanced into another section.

I gave her the head she had ever receive from a guy. I placed my tongue in between her p—y lips and began doing what I know Best. At this point, she began screaming uncontrollable.( guys wey dey lick p—y dey try ooo)

Her screaming refused to ceased, and I also refused to stop what am doing. Suddenly, just like a super woman ,she pushed me on the floor and climbed swiftly on my erected rod. The feeling was great, I felt my d–k in her warm tonton. “Wao” I said as she began riding me like a horse. She was taking in my long 11 inches d–k all at a time. I wonder how deep her p—y will be . i wouldn’t want my hand to be idle, so I engaged them both on her b—–s.

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“Let go into the room” I said to her after I realized her potentials . I carried her up and laid her on the bed, spreading her leg as wide as it can. Then I penetrated slowly into her tonton, I engulfed all my d–k into her honey pot,them I began rotating my hips like the nine planets. And swiftly without notice, I gain momentum. My f—–g rate will be equivalent to 240 km of a speeding car speedometer. She hung tightly on me and began shouting “sweet Jesus!, oh my God!!” . I wonder what Jesus and God have to do with what we are having.

I turned her over and positioned her for the unbeatable doggy style. And once again I entered her tonton from behind. Her a-s and my laps began making some pleasant laps sounds . that’s one thing I love about doggy. Its always making the laps sound. I f–k her till p—y run dry, why will her p—y be dry,when am just getting started. I applied olive oil on her p—y and the f—–g continues.
( abeg no apply greez oil ooo abi na engine oil. Abeg Na p—y no be engine or machine)
After a lot of hard banged I cummed . but that was just the first half, am still going for the 2nd half , extra time and even penalty, cos it’s a knockout match .

Monday the following week, immediately after the day lecture, I was in the relaxation center relaxing my brain, when I Agatha my best friend punched me playfully from behind.
” hi friend, how was your weekend? ” she said as she sit on my legs .
” awesome, how was yours?” I asked.
” I went on a date, but it was a washout ” she said throwing her eyes off me.
” what happened? He didn’t show up or what goes wrong? I asked curiously.
” I paid the goddamn bills!!! The son of a b—h ran away” she shouted .

I was laughing controllable, when Ope arrived with the university magazine.
” hey lover birds. ” he said, trowing the magazine at me.
” any latest news?” I asked, feeling too lazy to read the magazine.
” check for yourself ” he said while helping himself with a coca-cola drinks.
I took a look at the magazine front page and a news was written there saying

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” FINAL YEAR MCB STUDENT MISSING ”
I checked the picture countless of time,to be sure of what am thinking. But Ope interrupted my thought along the way.
” don’t stare too much dude, its her. The ‘buttacious’ girl you met at the club on Friday night . thank your star she choose to follow the handsome dude, you would have been in the police station answering some questions by now”.
I was mute, I knew who she went with, I warned her but she wouldn’t listen.

” why so silent dude” Ope said.
” if you will ever see her again, it will be her dead ” I didn’t know when those words escaped from my mouth .
“Ayo!!” Agatha shouted. ” why being pessimistic? ”
The both of them stared at me, as if am a phyco patient.
” dude, don’t tell me you’ve been drinking today” Ope said.

I looked at them both, how I wish they could understand me, but they just can’t.
” am just saying what I feel, but let just forget about it , am going home, catch you guys later ” I said then I made to leave.
” can I ask your best friend out” Ope cried ,after me.
” of cos, just don’t let her pay the bills or else—you are a dead man” I screamed back.

Tuesday happens to be the following day, mostly on Tuesday, I do have a 6am lecture. But unfortunately, I woke up at exactly 6:15. Due to some meres I had during the night .
” am finished today, 5 units course, Aye mi” I said as I hurriedly prepare myself for the lecture.

I got to the lecture room around 6:30.
Mr’s Oni, a very strict lecturer ,that wouldn’t mind adding an extra year to your university year. If you arrived late for her lecture.
The lecture has already taken off when I entered.
” why are you just coming by this time?” She asked immediately I stepped into the lecture room. I know am in for it.

I’m not very good at lying, mostly I prefer saying the truth. I was about saying rubbish when joy, the glass guru speak up for me.
” he was at the health center ma, he helped my roommate who was sick to the school health center, I left him there for this class.

But he said he will only leave after he confirm that the sick girl is okay. I think that’s the reason for his lateness ma” she said.
I stood there looking at how she beautifully make up the lies. And why will she have to do that. Someone have never spoken to before.

” you can go and have your seat” Mrs oni said .
Immediately after the lecture, I was sitting silently alone , thinking of how to thank joy for what she did. I felt a tap on my shoulder and I looked back only to see joy standing behind me.

” I saved your a-s today, you owe me one” she said and she made to move.
” you should I least let me say the words” I said after her.
She looked at me with a puzzled face.
” thank you” I said.
” keep your thanks, I don’t need it”
(Aye mi)

I watched her, as she walk briskly away from me.
” why am I receiving, stuffs like this from ladies” i muttered.
” hey ! The Samaritan boy, why are you talking to my lady”
I looked at the direction the voice came from. I saw a huge guy, david, accompanied with two of his friends Franklin and tomide. Everyone knows them for their pugnacious act.

I smiled before replying to his absurd question.
” are you that daft? Can’t you just for once use that brain of yours ” I said.
I can see his friends trying to make an attack but he quickly stopped them.
” not now guys, be calm. And besides he wouldn’t pass his boundaries, let go, am not in mood for trouble today ” he said and they both disappeared from my view.
” morons ” I cursed .

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Around 2pm in the afternoon, i was gisting my friends about the narrow escaped I had in the morning, when a new Toyota corolla, parked in front of us. We are went silent as we await the owner to exit from the car. The car was titled, so we couldn’t see the inside.
A fair beautiful lady,came out of the car, she was moderately tall, with perfect set of Boobs and butt.sincerely speaking she’s outstanding.

” excuse me please, can you show my the way to the science faculty ” she said in the sweetest way that could make a guy stumble over.
We all sat there admiring her beauty with our mouth wide opened.
” sure , its not far from here. Just take the first turning by the left. Then you are where you are” I said with a smile.

” oh thank you” she said and she made to move. I looked at my friends and they gave me the go ahead signal, whispering silently into my ear.
” ayo, see fresh fish. What are you waiting for, common go get her” Ben said.

She was about entering her car when I stopped her.
” sorry ,you wouldn’t mind if I quickly have some minutes with you. No problem if you are in a hurry ” I said , trying to be a gentleman.
” hope no problem ?” She asked.
” not that i know of… I’m Ayo” I said politely.
” Ayokemi ” she replied.

“Wao, now we have one thing in common ” i said trying to cast my charms on her.
” perhaps ” she blench
” I wouldn’t want to ask this,but I wouldn’t want to delay you any further ” I said looking into her eyes.

 

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She looked at me with an expression of “What?”
” you are exceptionally beautiful, This might not be the first time you are hearing this from a dude.but believe me, you are beautiful. I–i will want to be a friend of yours. I love being seen with beauty, can I have your mobile number please? ” I asked.
” and why will I give you my number? ” she asked looking kneeling at me.
“Cos i want to see you again” I said.
” hmmm, okay then, you can have it, just don’t freak out when you see me again ” she said.
I collected her digit and she zoomed off.

” guys another p—y on the list ooo” I said happily to my friends.
” baba ooo. I trust you na” mayor said.
” guys we go see later na, I get lecture for 2:30 later things na” I said, then I departed from then.

I entered the lecture room minding my own business, I wouldn’t want to be late again. Have heard enough of the Samaritan name.
I waited patiently for the lecturer to come in ,but the unexpected happened. Ayokemi came in instead.

” hello students, my name is Miss Akindele Ayokemi, and I will be taking you , this course from now on. Your formal lecturer is out of country, so I will be your new lecturer, can you introduce yourself to me one by one ” she said .
” what the hell? She’s a lecturer? ”
To be continued…..