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Drunkards Association To Represent Ghana In Germany – VIDEO

 

The Drunkards Association of Ghana will be in Germany in October 2018 to represent Ghana in this year’s Beer Festival also called Oktoberfest.

The invitation, according to the President of the group, Moses Onyah popularly known as Drybone is due to their vibrancy in the country.

 

“We are very elated for the recognition by the Germany government even though we have been condemned by Ghanaians”, he stated in an interview on KOFI TV.

The Oktoberfest Munich is one of the largest festivals in the world and attracts some 6.4 million visitors a year. The beer festival held in Munich will run from September 22nd to October 7th 2018 and drunkards from our country are hoping to make Ghana proud.

Moses Drybone maintained that, their participation will not only attract investors but also strengthen Ghana’s relations with Germany.

“We will be going to Germany with some of our local liquors to promote them”, he added.

Moses Drybone also appealed to President Akufo-Addo to promote Planting Palms for Drinks for them to get quality liquor to consume.

Watch video below-

 

 

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Afia Schwarzenegger Catwalks In New Video Naked Showing All The Natural Ingredients For Free..

Ghana’s most controversial female personality, Afia Schwarzenegger has gone naked to celebrate the birthday of late Ebony Reigns who perished in a gruesome motor accident.

Yesterday, February 16, 2018, Ebony Reigns born Priscilla Opoku-Kwarteng would have been 21 years if she was alive.

The ‘know no shame’ presenter in the video is seen walking majestically whiles talking on phone with the latest track ‘Konkonsa Police’ of the deceased playing in the background.

At a point in the video, Afia Schwarzenegger gave a 360 which gave a full view of her natural assets. She, however, advised her fans and followers to also record a video of themselves and tag her.

Ahh well, watch the video below and tell us what you think it has came over Afia.


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Virgin Akosua’s Corner: Wheelbarrow Sex Position.😎

OK Guys,

This is the Wheelbarrow Sex Position.

It requires alot of energy but Charlie, it’s nice paaa, it allows the penis to do excursion in the vagina. 😂😂😋.Try it tonight and you’ll love it.

Make Ur woman bend at the waist and place her arms on the edge of the bed, raise up her pelvis by the thighs and then enter her from behind with some rhythmic atopa..This gives deep penetration ankasa. It can be executed with ur woman on the floor if your heights complement it.

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For ur woman not to get too tired, let her rest her forearms on her pillow.She should lift her head periodically so that blood doesn’t rush to her head…y3np3 as3m bias!!! 😂

Massa, this sex position is not for the faint of heart Ooo so if you don’t have stamina aa💪 then do ur missionary nu saaa wai!

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Warning : To my Ladies, I said bend ur waist, I didn’t say go and practice acrobatics on somebody’s bed, then again don’t try this if you’re an Ab3 nkwan lover😂.

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And to the men with table top fridge penis nu, we beg don’t go and disgrace ur family. This is for the Men with double decker penis so stay away and save ur heart.

I’m off to church…Wishing all a happy wheelbarrow weekend.👌

Thank you

Ur Only Virgin
Akosua😎


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Virgin  Akosua’s Corner: STOP PUSHING OUR HEAD WHEN WE’RE SUCKING YOU.

Dear Boys,

Stop pushing the back of our heads when we’re sucking your penis…😋

Yes, we know you want us to give you a deep throat but that doesn’t mean you get the full license to push our head down on it like we’re acting porno. 😏

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We will get there when we feel like it not because you’re forcing our head in that direction.There’s nothing more degrading than trying to control a woman when she’s clearly in charge…it changes the rhythm in our head😂

A little guidance is cool but don’t try to control our head and be pushing it like you’re forcing some animal bi to drink water from the stream….its annoying and some of us hate it.

Some of you ur Penis dey look like “comma” but will still be pushing our head down saa..massa what is there to swallow? That baby okro? Oh stap that!

Guys, stop mimicking all you see in porn movies…if you going to push someone’s head then do it gently else somebody will bite ur dick off bia! 😬

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And to those who push our head deep paa nu, don’t worry, one of these day we’ll vomit our intestines out for you to chew wai!

Thank you
Your Only Virgin
Akosua😎


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Government To Re-Register All Vehicles Across The Country

The Government will soon commence the re-registration of all vehicles plying in the country in line with the provisions of the Road Traffic Regulations 2012, and for proper inventory.

The move, which would be done by the Ministry of Transport in collaboration with the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority (DVLA), would enable Ghana to obtain a comprehensive inventory of vehicles and to ensure that the right fuels were sourced to fuel them and to save the environment from being polluted by vehicular emissions.

The re-registration exercise has become necessary because, currently in the country, there is no accurate inventory on the kind of vehicles plying our roads in spite of the fact that road transport continued to be the dominant mode of transportation, accounting for over 95 per cent of all domestic transport mode.

Mr Kwaku Ofori Asiamah, Minister of Transport who announced this in Accra in a speech read on his behalf, said the Ministry was collaborating with other sector Ministries including; the Ministry of Environment, Science, Technology and Innovation, as well as the Ministry of Energy and other agencies.

It would ensure that the transport sector becomes efficient, sustainable, and environmentally friendly.

Mr Asiamah was speaking at a day’s workshop on Vehicle Inventory and Policy Options for Fuel Economy Standards in Ghana.

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The Workshop organised by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in collaboration with the UN Environment, and other local partners at Amasaman, near Accra, was meant to disseminate the Vehicle Inventory report and to share Results of Policy Strategies for implementing Fuel Economy Standards in Ghana.

Fuel Economy is the relationship between the distance travelled and the amount of fuel consumed and that was dependant on a number of factors including; the engine size, traffic conditions and the nature of the fuel, Mr Asiamah explained.

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He said currently, Ghana had no specific fuel economy policy or regulations, but there were few policies that related to fuel economy which included; import taxation, vehicle valuation, fuel quality, and over-aged penalty among others.

He said it was worrying that current fiscal regime and customs directive made it cheaper to import used vehicles than new and efficient ones, while the less quality of fuels in the country do not also support the introduction of a more efficient vehicles into the Ghanaian market.

“These are issues that should be further considered in the development of the policy options so that we are able to come out with a document that is workable and will yield results”, he told the stakeholders attending the workshop.

He urged the participants to consider options that were available to reform the custom directives to attract the import of energy efficient and clean vehicles, such as electric and hybrid vehicles, and also discuss what fiscal measures could be employed to incentivised efficient technologies and discourage inefficient ones.

He expressed hope that the outcome of the workshop would be very informative to the on-going review of the National Transport Policy, which was in its finalisation stage.

Source: GNA


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Headmaster In Sex Tape Asked To Return To Post

The headmaster of the Breman Edumanu D/A Basic School in the Central Region who absconded after being exposed in a leaked sex tape has been asked to return to post.

This has been become necessary to enable the education directorate in the area to resolve the issue surrounding the sex tape and get a proper structure in place to run the school.

Robert Sepey went into hiding after a sex tape emerged involving him and a 17-year-old student.

The Asikuma-Odoben-Brakwa District Education Directorate has since directed the Circuit Supervisor of Education to take over the Breman Edumanu D/A Basic School following the sex tape incident.

The Circuit Supervisor Mr. Acquah Arhin has therefore sent message to Mr. Sepey to report to the school for the issue to be trashed out instead of abandoning his post as the headmaster of the school.

The District Police Command, the chiefs and people of the town are currently on the heels of Mr. Sepey over the alleged sex tape.

The chiefs of the town, Nana Asare Bediako, in an interview with Onua News confirmed incident said the police are now in search of the headmaster.

The District Chief Executive, Isaac Odoom, when contacted, claimed the issue had not come to his attention.

The video, which has since gone viral, has sparked outrage among the people of Breman Edumanu, near Breman Awhiam.

Ironically, the headmaster is believed to have recorded the sex bout himself.

Click on this link to see the video:

http://empressleak.biz/headmaster-of-edumanu-da-school-at-odoben-brakwa-district-chopping-one-of-his-students/


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Are Women Lazy?

Is it just me or are women kind of lazy? I know having a baby is no picnic but that’s been trivialized to the point where abortions are cool. What we’re left with is guys with tits and they’re not exactly killing it as guys with tits. Even bringing up this possibility will no doubt bring a backlash of women saying “What about your wife this?” and “What about your daughter that?” and “your mother must be ashamed etc.” which is ironic because it’s a very lazy retort.
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I can think of about ten reasons why I started thinking that women are pretty, uh, indolent.
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1. THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE PHONE

Last week I had to stay home from work and I’m walking around the neighborhood with the kids and all I see are women on the phone. They’re lying on park benches with their feet up blabbing away next to a stroller while construction workers guide I-beams on to the buildings around them.

2. THEY’RE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT WORK

In the elevators of my office building, the women who work here always have the same small talk. “How are you?” always gets “I’m tired” and is usually followed by, “I want to go home.” After that it’s “How close is Friday?” or “When’s the next break?” They fought hard to get into the workforce but it sounds like they regret it.

3. THEIR HOMES ARE A MESS

Okay, I’m married now but I remember back in my single days, I’d go back to some chick’s apartment and it always looked like a bomb hit it. The sink was always full of dishes and there’d be a pile of clothes next to their bed the size of a car. The bathroom looked like a meth head’s with 17 bottles of conditioner and a tiny sliver of soap soaking in water that looked like cum.

4. THEY SAY “LIKE” A LOT

Ever heard of using actual words to form a sentence? “I was like, totally not like, mad but like, who ever… ? (weird face) You know? It’s like… (bugged out eyes).” When did New Yorkers become Valley Girls from the 80s? It’s hard to imagine becoming so lazy, you no longer speak your own language.

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5. THEY’RE FAT

Young girls aren’t fat but pretty much every woman over 30 could stand to lose as many pounds. Have you visited a hospital recently? Almost all the nurses are so fat, they can barely walk. How can they not know how unhealthy that is? Women are constantly complaining about diets and trying to avoid gluten or whatever the latest stupid fad is but it’s pretty simple: Get off your ass. There should only be one diet book and it should only have seven words: Burn more calories than you take in.

6. THEY THINK YOGA IS EXERCISE

I have no problem with someone taking a stretching class (yes I do, what a waste of time) but don’t think you’re actually working out when you put your foot on your knee and pray. It’s not cardiovascular. It’s relaxing. And it’s not even good for you.

7. THEIR FAVORITE THING IS DOING NOTHING

Every time I ask a woman what her perfect Sunday would be, she says lying in bed all day surrounded by celebrity magazines which they “only buy for the pictures” because they’re too lazy to read them. Sometimes a bath is included. What are you, 100? Their other favorite thing is going to the beach, which consists of lying on the sand and… nothing. They don’t even swim. It requires too much effort.

8. THEY LIKE TO BE MASSAGED

Why does someone else have to paint your nails? What are you, a monarch? Outside of sitting in a bed surrounded by pictures of Jennifer Aniston, a woman’s favorite thing to do is go to a spa. That means they sit around and have various slaves rub their bodies while others massage their hands and put mud masks on their fucking toes. Did Cleopatra get that kind of attention?

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9. THEY CAN’T COOK

Women have been liberated from domestic chores and they are no longer slaves to the kitchen so who cooks? Either the nearest place that delivers or the husband. Amongst my friends I’d say about half the men I know cook all the meals. Women have ceased to create life and now they can’t even create spaghetti. They’re basically my dad.

10. THEIR POLITICS ARE BASED ON WHAT FEELS GOOD

They elected Obama because he’s cool (he wouldn’t have won without the estrogen vote), they think schools need more money (even though it doesn’t affect test scores), they think teachers are underpaid (even though per hour they’re doing very well), they think “Frankenfood” is evil (even though it saved a billion lives) and they think guns are killing our kids (even though gun accidents make up about 1% of all fatal child accidents). Hey ladies, some things are counterintuitive. Just because something is incredibly cute and cool and fun and smart doesn’t mean it’s good. Take me for example.